Our leader is a lump of pudge and hair.

http://thelapine.ca/obama-calls-harper-large-lump

is he?

I'm JOKING!!!!!!

lol - I'm not sure he's that far off the mark, actually...

War! War! War!
Canadian imperialsm should not tolerate this and it's good casus belli for conquering US.

I blame Canada.

lol so says santa from christmas island, damnn couldnt find the island in google map

lol harper is more like a harpie,

GOG shows me places I never thought existed, Isle of Man for example, I am pretty certain that name has been made fun of.

dude i actually first found it on a map, i was so confused at first that i thought the map was fake, and all the things it between england and ireland, fought over scotland but no one dared to take the isle of man ..lol

Heck, that's practically a compliment, calling that hideous thing that squats atop Harper's head "hair".

Note to self: If I ever become president, never voice my opinion about anyone unless I'm behind closed doors.

I'm alway carefull to make sure no one is listening in when I talk crap about someone else, unlike that DieRuhe. What a dork! What a moron. What a....OOOPS!

So Obama is going to go around yelling "Shawn screwed Bret" now?