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Posted September 29, 2009
ok, so my roommates and I have decided to name our college house the cider house because of its color (or colour for you UK nerds), and because of the movie
so, we have a whiteboard on which we are writing the 'cider house rules.'
so far:
bitches ain't shit but heartbreaking machines
pass out, put out, or get out
etc. (most have been written while we were very drunk or are inside jokes)
so, seeing as I find you all to be a humorous bunch, I would like to hear your contributions
also, we don't do abortions here in case you were wondering.
...if you didn't get that watch the movie.
Post edited September 29, 2009 by captfitz
Posted September 29, 2009
Are you planning on turning this into a frat house? Because if you are, I suggest you buy Halo 3 and a 360.
Posted September 29, 2009
At the top of your white board you need something to keep you on the straight and narrow.
I suggest "study high, take the test high, get high scores!". Also, I don't know about you, but cider tastes awful. Name it Jagger House or something lol
Post edited September 29, 2009 by terraNivium
Posted September 29, 2009
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terraNivium: Also, I don't know about you, but cider tastes awful. Name it Jagger House or something lol

If I had to choose, it would definitely be rum house. But that doesn't have a good ring to it.
Posted September 29, 2009
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captfitz: ok, so my roommates and I have decided to name our college house the cider house because of its color (or colour for you UK nerds), and because of the movie
so, we have a whiteboard on which we are writing the 'cider house rules.'
so far:
bitches ain't shit but heartbreaking machines
pass out, put out, or get out
etc. (most have been written while we were very drunk or are inside jokes)
so, seeing as I find you all to be a humorous bunch, I would like to hear your contributions
also, we don't do abortions here in case you were wondering.
...if you didn't get that watch the movie.

Animal House is the credited name. "Slaughter" House. "Black Haus" and several other names related to beating things up or liquor would also be fine.
Also, get a weight rack and a cage if you have a bunch of guys in a house. Makes lifting fun.
Also helpful tip - when hiring strippers always request full body pictures. The more you know!
Post edited September 29, 2009 by cioran
Posted September 29, 2009
Read the far superior novel the movie is based on before you do that.
One of my favorite adages is the ever-wise "Don't eat the yellow snow".
Posted September 29, 2009
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phanboy4: Read the far superior novel the movie is based on before you do that.
One of my favorite adages is the ever-wise "Don't eat the yellow snow".

Reading? In college?
Posted September 29, 2009
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cioran: Animal House is the credited name. "Slaughter" House. "Black Haus" and several other names related to beating things up or liquor would also be fine.
Also, get a weight rack and a cage if you have a bunch of guys in a house. Makes lifting fun.
Also helpful tip - when hiring strippers always request full body pictures. The more you know!

it's not a frat house, and i was talking about the movie "cider house rules"
but those are some helpful tips, i never even thought about the stripper one. too bad strippers tend to be pretty ugly anyway...
Posted September 30, 2009
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cioran: Animal House is the credited name. "Slaughter" House. "Black Haus" and several other names related to beating things up or liquor would also be fine.
Also, get a weight rack and a cage if you have a bunch of guys in a house. Makes lifting fun.
Also helpful tip - when hiring strippers always request full body pictures. The more you know!
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captfitz: it's not a frat house, and i was talking about the movie "cider house rules"
but those are some helpful tips, i never even thought about the stripper one. too bad strippers tend to be pretty ugly anyway...

Psssh. Lots of them look fine. That's why you need body shots. Separate the wheat from the chaff.
Enjoy college. Don't drink and drive. Practice safe sex. Don't major in the liberal arts.
Post edited September 30, 2009 by cioran
Posted September 30, 2009
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captfitz: it's not a frat house, and i was talking about the movie "cider house rules"
but those are some helpful tips, i never even thought about the stripper one. too bad strippers tend to be pretty ugly anyway...
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cioran: Psssh. Lots of them look fine. That's why you need body shots. Separate the wheat from the chaff.
Enjoy college. Don't drink and drive. Practice safe sex. Don't major in the liberal arts.

You might try studying once in a while too, that always helps.
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