Together they flew away to a parallel dimension where the world was one giant MMORPG.

The hippo was actually an evil alien in disguise.....

It was then that Nick realized the large breasted woman was in fact a hippo in disguise.

But then Jim the cosmonaut walked up to Nick and said "NO"

It was then that Nick realized that he was high on cat pee.

He asked Scotty to beam him up to nearest toilet.

Scotty the cat just looked at him, perplexed.

Little did he know that the eventual quantum disentanglement that would occur would lead to his cellular structure being compromised with cat pee and his breathe would get people high as if they were piping concrete.

This obviously led to some severe complications in his love life; for example one time...

during a threesome, he started thinking about...

His mom and how she used to give him nacho cheese in his koolaid.

Only to realize that nacho cheese and koolaid did not really mix...

The mom, shocked by this discovery, died.

But somebody said they saw her in the chippy the other day, with Elvis!

Elvis seemed somewhat sad, probably because...