So even though I myself am suffering from near freezing temperatures lately, apparently in the strange northlands it is now summer, and a tradition amongst the northern barbarians is to have a Summer Sale on computer games about this time of year, with even discounts of 70%!

So, is this going to happen?

Yes, but this time they're planning something different - instead of discounting games by 70%, they're going to remove 70% of each game's content.

And then resell it as DLC?

Not bad 70% less downloading...but i thought that they cut their servers by 70%

Wait, wait, wait!!! I thought it was supposed to be 70% more cowbell!

More like 70% coole-aw fuck it, I'm gonna go get the noose.

If it's anything like last year's GOG summer sale, almost all of the catalog is going to be 90% off for one hour only.

You misunderstood: they'll cut 70% of the game and replace it with 70% of a DRM-free pizza.

In fact in GOG summer sale they are going to lower the prices for their whole catalogue by 50% for users of the northern hemisphere, while users of the southern hemisphere will have to pay twice the price.

+26 Celsius promised here up in north later this week, woohoo! Polar bears will dance salsa with penguins!

Anyway, to make things more interesting, GOG should somehow couple the Summer Sale discounts to the weather in Warsaw (isn't that where GOG HQ is located?). Something like that the daily discount percentage is 50 + day temperature in Warsaw in Celsius degrees. I think summer temperatures in Warsaw often go easily beyond +30 C but not quite to +40 C, so the discount would daily fluctuate maybe between 70-85%?

I thought they were gonna remove 70% of the catalogue so its easier to choose.

The pizza just got here! Michaelangelo: COWABUNGA dude!

Near freezing? Lowest temp only around 9C in the wee hours ;). U wuss :D
You guys start to complain its too hot when it reaches 25C dont you? :D

Sorry I didn't hear you, I was on the beach swimming as soon as it hit +10 C, of course.

Bring me a rope and I'll do it for you! ;)