Posted December 11, 2012
Here is mine.
minemine33
New User
Registered: Jul 2010
From United States
AdyShearer
New User
Registered: Jun 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted December 11, 2012
47 - Santa, why are you always in such a good mood?
Santa - Well, it's the difference between giving and taking.
47 - You're right, I take lives, you take cookies.
Santa - Well, it's the difference between giving and taking.
47 - You're right, I take lives, you take cookies.
yaume
New User
Registered: May 2011
From Spain
Posted December 11, 2012
Here you go. You simply don't mess with the #47
Thundaman
New User
Registered: Dec 2008
From Australia
Posted December 11, 2012
Glad you didnt give us a word limit.
Here we go...
Agent 47:
OK Santa, lets not mess about here, its pretty obvious I want hair for Xmas.
Santa says:
Well I could always give you one of my spare Christmas hats like this one.
Agent 47:
Well, err, yer, right. Well you see I want HAIR so I can look cool and get all them gorgeous chicks. I didnt say I wanted to look like a dork like you, did I?
Well, I spose I wont be getting my new gun either huh, road kill. Huh?
Here we go...
Agent 47:
OK Santa, lets not mess about here, its pretty obvious I want hair for Xmas.
Santa says:
Well I could always give you one of my spare Christmas hats like this one.
Agent 47:
Well, err, yer, right. Well you see I want HAIR so I can look cool and get all them gorgeous chicks. I didnt say I wanted to look like a dork like you, did I?
Well, I spose I wont be getting my new gun either huh, road kill. Huh?
Post edited December 11, 2012 by Thundaman
ET3D
Always a noob
Registered: Oct 2008
From Clipperton Island
damien
Queen: The eYe
Registered: Nov 2008
From Canada
joepooke
New User
Registered: Dec 2011
From United States
skordakias
Point n Clicker
Registered: Aug 2011
From United Kingdom
Telika
Registered: Apr 2012
From Switzerland
khnk222
"POW"!
Registered: Jan 2009
From United States
Cavalary
RIP GoodOldGOG:DRMfree,one price,goodies,community
Registered: May 2011
From Romania
Stebsis
New User
Registered: May 2011
From Finland
Posted December 11, 2012
Here's mine, I hope it's funny :)
Post edited December 11, 2012 by Stebsis
HypersomniacLive
The Reluctant Voter
Registered: Sep 2011
From Vatican City
Posted December 11, 2012
Here's my entry (with a little inspiration from the Hitman movie).
Happy Holidays and happy winnings!
Happy Holidays and happy winnings!
Stooner
still sober
Registered: Dec 2011
From Brazil
Posted December 11, 2012
TheDefenestrator
Angry Bohemian
Registered: Dec 2008
From United States