Posted October 28, 2009
michaelleung: The elves in the GOG tubes run off to the publisher's building, and secretly pilfer the game code when nobody is looking and runs off back to GOG and sells the game. Then they use some weird mind control thing to make the publishers think they've actually given GOG permission.
Sielle: Elves? I always thought they were lawn gnomes, and disguised themselves as Expedia reps, and that's how they got in. Oh well, shows what I know. :D Correction: They're the Travelocity gnomes, not Expedia gnomes.
They use elves because they don't need pension plans and insurance and all that, elves are cheap labor compared to those elitist gnome bastards.