I am really sick right now. Chills, vomit, the works. I tried swallowing a DayQuill and ended up vomiting several times. I can still feel the damn thing stuck in my throat. I hate those glassy pills, I can never get them down right.
Anyone else catch something? Swine flu, mono, etc.

I caught a bus today.

A bus? That must have hurt. Those things are heavy.

I have a zit. That's something, I guess.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got something terrible. I got sick a few weeks ago, with the chills, fever (39 degrees, jeez), and I couldn't sleep, so I spent all night watching Mythbusters reruns. Panadol didn't do it, so I went to the doctor and came back with about five different kinds of medication that I just took in one gulp (you know, like House does).
Still, hope it's not swine flu.
I caught a subway train.

Do transportation devices fall frequently in Asia?

Yes, they always come off the tracks and roads and you have to catch them with your bare hands.

go to your doctor and have them test you for rabies.

My record is 11 pills in one swallow. Three of them were horse pill sized.

Grrr, showoffs.
How many of those pills were legal, by the way?

So, you're used to swallowing large objects?

I think you might of been infected. Don't be surprised if you eventually look like this.

I see where this is going.

Sweet, now I get to shut up that damn neighbor who deals drugs in an obvious fashion. You'd think the police would get suspicious of a man screaming "PILLS HERE!"

lol

No fever? If that's the case i'd say you got intoxicated with something you ate.
I had that flu of swines back in August, but I got better in THREE DAYS
Pandemic? more like pansiemic, amirite? xD