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I am so stumped.
You'd be best not branching out from the day job. We have enough Twigs around here, though maybe if you petal enough jokes the others will leaf. Best if I don't root around anymore in the trunk.
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Crewdroog: I honestly don't cedar point of this thread. But i'm pine with being left in the dark.

:)
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Ragnarblackmane: Don't yew mean left in the bark?
ahh!!! yew got me there. dammit :) fir a minute, i thought i was pretty clever. i should leaf the puns to the professionals.
With alder pithy threads in the forums lately, it's nice to see one like this come along and spruce things up!
Butternut let it go to our heads though!
These puns remind me of this sketch by funny or die. I wood like to leaf a link to it here, oakay?
Post edited June 30, 2014 by GamePlayerZero
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evilnancyreagan: I genuinely believe that puns should feel as forced and strained as second honeymoon coitus.
Ouch! Been married a while?
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Ragnarblackmane: Don't yew mean left in the bark?
A dogwood have phrased it correctly.
I would say something about the recent "x simulator" games, but I'd probably sound like an old Stick in the Mud. Sometimes Yew should stop barking at the wrong Tree for once.
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javier0889: I would say something about the recent "x simulator" games, but I'd probably sound like an old Stick in the Mud. Sometimes Yew should stop barking at the wrong Tree for once.
I wood say something about the recent "x simulator" games, but I'd probably sound like an old Stick in the Mud. Sometimes Yew should stop barking at the wrong Tree fir once.

Fixed!
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evilnancyreagan: I genuinely believe that puns should feel as forced and strained as second honeymoon coitus.
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Cyberevil: Ouch! Been married a while?
hahaha

never in my life!

I learn from the mistakesImeanwisdom of others!
Post edited June 30, 2014 by evilnancyreagan
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
Oh wait, wrong plant. >.>