After all these years of being evil.I have at last seen the light and turned good.
I have learn how bad evil is and wish to make up for my miss deeds by helping make the world a better place.
I now use my undead minions and magic powers to help the homeless and feed the poor.
Who knew being good could be so much fun?
Let us end the wars and stop the mindless killing.let us all live long and....
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Aprils Fools!!!!!!!!
Me turn good? In your dreams!
While you were all reading this my minions have locked all the exits.
you have one hour to find the bomb i place some where in here and disarm it.
Have a happy death!

This is where I come in with a gigantic Atlantean sword, kick your ass, loot a Deathbringer +5, and turn in the quest.

Nooooooo!

No living human can slay me!
[uruk has cast time stop] [uruk has cast delay fireball] [uruk has cast fireball]

Wot? Dese stinky undead 'umiez fink dem can beat da Orkz? Grab yer choppaz boyz, we'ze gonna stomp 'em real good.
WAAAGH!

Goblins now its time to fight for your freedom and to slay your orc masters!
[hands out swords,dagger,spears,pikes,axe of +10 orc slaying to goblin minions]
Attack goblins fight for your lives and freedom.
[goblins start to attack the orc battle line]
tricking two partys in to fighting each other never gets old.
minion9905:Won't the goblins all get killed fighting the orcs?
me:maybe but who cares if they all die i can just reanimated them in to undead.
minion9905:Good plan master
me:They all ways are.

Reminds me of my tactics in Blood Bowl, one of our house rules was that the mage for an undead team could raise a dead opponent so I had a tendency to kill my opponents star players and bring them back as a lineman after the next touchdown

One hour all ready? Time to set off the bomb! [sets off the bomb]
[bomb fails to blow up]
[takes a closer look at the bomb]
The bomb is made of cake?
minion1000:i told you it was a bad idea to buy a cake bomb
minion6464:Shut up do you want the master to hear us?
me:Looks like i am going have to blow this place up with magic.[then kill who every i send out to buy a bomb]
[uruk starts to cast a spell]

Personally I find it interesting that your name is uruk and you are a necromancer, I mean don't you think that Tolkien and undead-summoning necromancers don't quite belong to the same story?
And no, don't even think about casting a spell on me. I'm a cybernetic organism, you see. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton and all that cool stuff you know. Not to forget the minigun.

Isn't Sauron referred to as "The Necromancer" in The Hobbit?

I thought the necromancer was a completely different guy.

That's when he's in The Mirkwood I think.

Yes, in the Hobbit the wise do not yet have confirmation that the leader in Dol Guldur is Sauron, hence they refer to him only as a Necromancer. Later though, Gandalv sneaks in on the premises and confirms it is indeed Sauron.
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Wikipedia:
Sauron (pronounced /ˈsaʊrɒn/, Quenya:, literal meaning: "Abhorred" ) is the titular character and the principal antagonist of the fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien.
In the same work, he is revealed to be the same character as "the Necromancer" from Tolkien's earlier novel The Hobbit.

I should probably read the hobbit again. Its been a very long time.