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I've seen you praising those old "classics" like Baldur's Gate and System Shock 2, but let me tell you something brother, those games are OLD! The past! A Novelty Act! You see we've got all kinds of new games coming out that are better than the old ones ever were, like Jack Keane 2: The Fire Within!

In fact, brother, during the Insomnia Sale of 2013 people were so hyped for Jack Keane 2: The Fire Within that they started passing out from excitement when it showed up, the sale slowed to a crawl because people were too excited to buy it! ! So when you see the future shining that bright you've gotta make a choice, keep playing those old outta date has-been games, or join the Keane World Order and be part of the future!

So let me ask you something brother, Whatcha Gonna Do When The Keane World Order Slows Down The Insomnia Sale On You!

(Enter for the chance to win a free game)
(Rep/Join Date doesn't matter)
(The giveaway will end on Friday)
(If you win, you can choose a game from the list of games I have available)
(The list of games I have available can be seen here)
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Post edited July 10, 2014 by NoNewTaleToTell
Not in and +1 rep for your giveaway, but this has to be the lousiest paint job I've seen in a long while ;-)
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NoNewTaleToTell: Whatcha Gonna Do When The Keane World Order Slows Down The Insomnia Sale On You!
Buy 19,999 Keane gift codes of course.
Oh Yeah! GOGomania's dead, cause Keanomania's coming to GOG!
I almost bought both Keane games during the sale just to catch up on forum history here, or whatever this in-joke obsession is with them!
WHAT! The Insomnia Sale of 2013 is OVER!?! Damn, must have passed out when Jack Keane 2 showed up :-/

Next time I'm drinking a pot of valerian tea to contain my excitement ;-)
Hey humans, I'm from the Byzantine-Medieval world order ! But I'm a peace walker so I choose not to unleash my trebuchets on you, for now. So do not worry !
What is the Insomnia Sale and who or what is Jack Keane?

IN. That is , I'm in for the giveaway.
Post edited July 09, 2014 by Shadowstalker16
Jack Keane is gonna be chokin' on Grandpa's Leftovers, brother! Because, when Tiny & Big step into the spotlight, brother, the little GOGers just stand there, slack-jawed and starin'! With Tiny & Big commanding the crowd, brother, your Jack Kean jabroni army is gonna ship out faster than Deadly Premonition! Wooooo!!!

(Not in, but +1 for the giveaway and the presentation.)
Who's Tiny and Big?
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Shadowstalker16: What is the Insomnia Sale and who or what is Jack Keane?
The Insomnia Sale is the name of two different sales that GOG has hosted in the past year; the Fall (or Autumn) Insomnia Sale 2013 and the Spring Insomnia Sale 2014. It is a sale where greatly discounted games appear, one at a time, in limited quantities. Once they're gone, they're gone. However, there have been a few cases where a game has not sold out quickly, thus bringing the pace of the sale to a grinding halt.

One such game in the Fall Insomnia Sale 2013 was Jack Kean. GOG itself was aware of how infamous "the Keaning" had become that, during the Spring Insomnia Sale 2014, they had 18,000 copies of Jack Kean 2: The Fire Within appear. Fortunately, it was a joke and the game was removed rather quickly.
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Shadowstalker16: Who's Tiny and Big?
Tiny & Big: Grandpa's Leftovers was a game from the Spring Insomnia Sale 2014 that, much like Jack Keane, took far too long to sell out. Another game that caused some slowdown was Theme Park. They were dark times indeed. :P
KWO! KWO! KWO!

Vive la KWO! Vive L'Empereur!

I'm in.
[Giveaway].
Fellow Keanomanics, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and you will never go wrong. People need to join the giveaway of the KWO because it is just Too Sweet!
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Shadowstalker16: What is the Insomnia Sale and who or what is Jack Keane?
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Tekkaman-James: The Insomnia Sale is the name of two different sales that GOG has hosted in the past year; the Fall (or Autumn) Insomnia Sale 2013 and the Spring Insomnia Sale 2014. It is a sale where greatly discounted games appear, one at a time, in limited quantities. Once they're gone, they're gone. However, there have been a few cases where a game has not sold out quickly, thus bringing the pace of the sale to a grinding halt.

One such game in the Fall Insomnia Sale 2013 was Jack Kean. GOG itself was aware of how infamous "the Keaning" had become that, during the Spring Insomnia Sale 2014, they had 18,000 copies of Jack Kean 2: The Fire Within appear. Fortunately, it was a joke and the game was removed rather quickly.
This video should give you a rough visualization of what happened. Not a game in terribly high demand, with a relatively high list price and (in this day and age) not a terribly high discount.

I'm in, given that the giveaway game is something from my wishlist.
The Keane protects!