To me zombie is a condition not a unique being. A pirate can be a zombie and a ninja can be a zombie. Just -zombie- would have to fall back on some sort of default... like civilian.

But we were talking about zombie-ninja-pirates and not just your normal zombies

Ninja-pirate shouldn't even exist. They're opposites. Like the ends of a magnet. They can't be both. It would destroy the fabric of reality! Is that what you want!?

why not. Aren't we all just waiting for someone to be successful in dividing with zero?

Hey, I like existing thank you very much!

It would give me a moment of peace before one of my bosses calls me back to work

Well you could always try making your boss not exist... er I mean... try taking a nap...

Werewolf Biker Vikings From Pluto!

Pirates.

Ach. Screw it. Rincewind The Wizzard wins all

Pirates.

Midget cyborg zombie ninja pirates carrying homing rocket-launcher machineguns beat everything. No exceptions. Except maybe if you put alien, or incendiary in there.

Actually it's pirate zombie nazi's who are also robots.
I love sxephil.

We've already established that zombies are not a seperate being.
And anything Nazi fails automatically.

You havevto watch a certain very popular webshow religousally to understand. I'm sure somebody has seen it