"Thus said the Lord: Behold, I am against you, Gog, the prince, leader of Meshech and Tubal."

Meshech and Tubal must be the old way of saying DRM-free PC gaming. The old man is afraid of people copying installers I guess.

edit: Hmmm, some people see Gabe Newell as the messiah of PC gaming.

With the guards of Magog swarming around,
The Pied Piper leads his children underground.
Dragons rising out of the sea,
with the shimmering silver head of wisdom looking at me.
He brings down the fire from the skies,
You can tell he's doing well by the look in human eyes.

I, for one, welcome our new Satanic / Mexican overlords.

Just remember that in Mexico, the Devil is held in check by Santa Claus.

Hmm, maybe that explains all the gifting threads here...

Oh, a fellow MISTY. Well then you should that in the States Santa doesn't have time for the Devil. He is far too busy dealing with The Martians.

Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

No, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself

Well, blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Heck, no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray, too

Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut
The trash we must bash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

This isn't aboot blame, it's aboot respect! It's aboot dignity!

You're grammar is the best grammar I've ever seen.

He's right, there is no point in blaming Canada. It's not like it's a real country or anything.

Also, I'm told that they apparently apologised for Bryan Adams.

I'm still suspicious though...

True on all counts. Thank goodness that in the worst of situations Santa can call on the awesome power of the Ice Cream Bunny.

"Summer of '69" is a good song, no it's a GREAT song. That doesn't really make up for the rest of his stuff but it does deserve mention.

Of course RUSH is one of the greatest bands EVER but when you consider Loverboy, Red Rider, and Justin Bieber I guess they still owe us an apology.

Oh my gog.

You have no idea how painful that was. O_o!