Gonchi: What kind? Egg and spam? Egg, bacon and spam? Egg, bacon, sausage and spam? Spam, bacon, sausage and spam? Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam? Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam? Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam spam, spam and spam? Or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top and spam?

Gonchi: What kind? Egg and spam? Egg, bacon and spam? Egg, bacon, sausage and spam? Spam, bacon, sausage and spam? Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam? Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam? Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam spam, spam and spam? Or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top and spam?

shadowmirage: I've had similar incidents happen to me. My aunt had heard from somewhere that I was interested in games, so what does she get me? Games for girls! A wonderful and girly collection of ten exciting mini-games! I was also 18 at the time >_<. Suffice to say, I fired it up just to see how bad it was, and it was awful beyond words. Not even satire material, just boring, sexist and abysmal.

Also, every year I receive cheap, glittery jewellery which I'll never wear, sickly sweet perfume which I'll never wear, and on one occasion, glitter eye-shadow. I never wear eye-shadow, and I'm not about to go near anything that makes me look like a disco ball.

I've just kind of given up on ever connecting to my extended family.

Oh look! I managed to find a [url=http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqQOKigE300T!hsNBODKGjLhTQ~~_35.JPG]picture of the cover of the CD-ROM.[/url]
Isn't it "cool"? ;)