Glad to hear you got the major problem resolved, but I don't see any indication that this particular issue was resolved:
hamhamram: When I said I couldn't access my messages at the site I meant the site's messages. Not my email. Once again, I'm not fucking retarded. If you bright, shining stars look up at the in-site toolbar that helps you navigate around GOG, you'll see a menu called "my account". When you click it, there is a drop down menu, and one of the options on that menu is "messages". When I click it I am taken to my games. Even though there is a bright red indicator on the My Account tab indicating I have 1 new something. I was hoping this was an explanation from the site telling me WHY they were playing around in my bank account.
I think this is just a case of simple user error. The "My Account" drop down menu appears upon hovering your mouse over it, not upon clicking on it. If you click on "My Account" it will take you directly to your game shelf, but if you just hover over it to let the drop down appear, you can then select other options under "My Account", like the messages. However, the messages section is not for support contacts from GOG, it is member-to-member private messages through the forums. A red flag on "My Account" can also indicate forum replies or updates to your games. Which specific one the flag indicates can be seen on the drop down menu.
Hope this helps, and welcome to GOG!