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Original:
Bobby Kotick will drink the blood of our children and feast on our dreams!
A couple of lines down this site:
Bobby Kotick and blood of the festival, children will drink the dream!
At the bottom:
Bobby Kotick and blood of the festival, take the children's dreams!

Would be even better if they included a few other languages as well, not only English and Japanese (at least, that's all that I have seen).

About time this came to GOG. [url=]http://www.translationparty.com/#4617231[/url]
"Chewing gum in my ass all the kick outta gum!"

Also: changing "outta" to the more easily translated "out of" brings this:
Gamugamugamu was chewing gum and kick my ass!
...that Gamugamugamu guy sounds like a tough one.

tim langdell will kill everybody and take a crap on your chimneys
Take a crap will kill everyone on the chimney Timuranguderu
Timuranguderu have a shit will kill everyone on the chimney
Equilibrium is achieved.
moar!
lowyhong stabs Tim Langdell, and burns him alive before peeing on the remains
Timuranguderu lowyhong stabbing, burning in front of his pants and remain alive
Timuranguderu lowyhong stabbing, and burning in front of his pants, stay alive
Timuranguderu lowyhong stabbing, burning in front of his pants and keep alive
Timuranguderu lowyhong stabbing, kept alive the fire in front of his pants
Timuranguderu lowyhong stab, kept his pants in front of live fire
Timuranguderu lowyhong stab, kept his pants in front of a live fire
Equilibrium achieved
Oh and I just did something so awesome. If you really want to mess with the system, type this in:
There is no equilibrium, this is a confusing conundrum that continuously confuses itself with a roundabout vicious circle.
Translation Party is full of lulz

"This problem, please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please try to balance the ongoing cycle of confusion of your visit to the Rotary."
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Ahhh, 20 minutes well spent just then :)
now: Passing link around to others.

And just when I thought it was impossible for Bobby Kotick to make less sense, he comes out with the quote "These games don't have the potential to be exploited every year on every platform with clear sequel potential and have the potential to become $100 million dollar franchises", which through translation became this:
One by one, or 12:59 minutes, the platform, one 1111111111,1 one or two of information on each one of the game you can use the information you编津two two one one-tenth of one 100,1 franchise is still 2000000000 --
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

There is no Peter, only Zule.
Peter is not only Zule.
Rohan15 is a pain in your ass.
Rohan15 pain in your ass.
Steam support, how may we fuck with you today?
Steam support, today, I can have sex?
That was just for you Weclock. =)
My little brother thought this was funny since I was making fun of him:
Hunter will never get laid, except in prison:
If Hunter, please do not have sex outside of prison.
Lowyhong, I did the one you said to translate. I got:
It is doubtful this phrase will ever reach equilibrium
My brother thought this was funny since my name was used:
Cameron is a horny masterbating fat ass (By the way, I am NOT):
Cameron is a horny fat ass masterbating

Sounds like song lyrics.

Original phrase:
Life is a bitch and then you die.
First translation:
If life is a female who died
Equilibrium:
If life is a dead woman
Comment: From truism to murder mustery to depressing haiku...good job, Translation Party.

Microsoft, all bullshit removed:
Where do you want to go today?
Today?

Inspired by you, I did the old MSN slogan, "More useful everyday."
<span class="bold">More mundane</span>
Indeed.