What did you hit?
The Neighbors car

Did you survive?
Ya

robot: nerozumím...

My fucking head off. Possibly more if said cannon was of the M65 variety or similar.

Damn! I lose my left hand! Can't write anymore!

My rocket didn't stop the invincible marine, but he did retaliate with his Bio Force Gun 9,000. The only things that left this world was a hapless barrel and me.

A cannon! What the fuck happened to my egg whisk attachment? I've got cakes to bake!

From the exact position I was sitting in, I just blasted off my left leg from the thigh down and splintered my executive-style chair a bit. I probably would die from blood loss and shrapnel...

:(

I may've just killed my Aunt's cat and broken a window.

This is going to be real fun to explain.

I just shot a round through my head.. Only a flesh wound..

I think I'm dead.

My aunt. Most likely not, she is rather big.

Well, there goes the mouse and the alarm clock. I guess I'll be sleeping in tomorrow. And relying on my keyboard more heavily.

I think I hit my fridge. The realtor company is not going to be happy about it.

Rocketjumping was never so fun before!

A bit of my chair and into a solid floor spraying cement shrapnel into my computer desk and me...

I'll live but i'll need a new computer system, chair and desk, possibly speakers :(