Don't Buy This

Don't Buy This (1985)

by Firebird
Genres:Simulator, Racing
Themes:Action, Comedy
Story:Don't Buy This is a ZX Spectrum video game compilation released in 1985. As described on the box, it contains five of the poorest games submitted to Firebird. Instead of rejecting the submissions, they decided to mock the original developers by releasing them together and publicly brand it as "unoriginal" and "awful". Firebird even disowned all their copyright to the game and encouraged buyers to pirate it at will.Show more
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