Posted April 13, 2020
Talin_Warhaft
The Eternal Champion
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From Canada
Lifthrasil
Bring the GOG-Downloader back!
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From Germany
Starmaker
go Clarice!
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From Russian Federation
Posted April 13, 2020
cosevecchie
Ye Olde Gamer
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From Italy
Posted April 13, 2020
Talin_Warhaft: I'll go first. This one is stolen from Dragon Ball Z:
You can tune a guitar, but you can't Tuna fish.
Edit: I'm a dummy. Tienshinhan didn't say guitar, he said piano.
Well, actually that was the title of a REO Speedwagon album long before Dragon Ball Z...You can tune a guitar, but you can't Tuna fish.
Edit: I'm a dummy. Tienshinhan didn't say guitar, he said piano.
Hooyaah
*。 *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
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From United States
Posted April 13, 2020
They are termed, "pipe dreams;" that is because they are ever destined to go "down the tubes."
illiousintahl
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From Australia
Posted April 13, 2020
I had to change my back tires for the front ones today to balance out the tread. Until one got away from me I was having a wheely great time.
I was doing really great as a stand up comedian, though there were so many events i never ended up going to.
Hey i hear your like history jokes; pity all mine are so old.
Yolk it up folks 'cause these jokes are eggcellent.
I was doing really great as a stand up comedian, though there were so many events i never ended up going to.
Hey i hear your like history jokes; pity all mine are so old.
Yolk it up folks 'cause these jokes are eggcellent.
dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
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From United States
Posted April 13, 2020
dtgreene: (I read in a book that there's apparently a comment in the man page source that warns people not to remove this joke.)
clarry: Here's the comment: .\" Take this out and a Unix Demon will dog your steps from now until
.\" the time_t's wrap around.
http://cvsweb.openbsd.org/src/sbin/tunefs/tunefs.8?rev=1.27&content-type=text/x-cvsweb-markup
Are you sure you can take all the 'pun'-ishment?
Post edited April 13, 2020 by dtgreene
Hooyaah
*。 *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
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From United States
Posted April 13, 2020
Why did the dude adopt a dachshund? He heard the cowboy say, "Get along little doggy."
clarry
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From Other
Posted April 13, 2020
dtgreene: (This man page can be viewed on FreeBSD systems by typing "man tunefs" at the command prompt; this can also work on some other BSD-based systems, including at least older versions of Mac OS X.)
Starmaker: You shouldn't use such exclusionary language. This is offensive to those of us who are not men. Might and Magic VI: The Womandate of Heaven could've been such an interesting title..
Post edited April 13, 2020 by clarry
illiousintahl
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From Australia
Posted April 13, 2020
Clearly we must live in progressive times when it is neccessary to distinguish the person who delivers my letters as a 'male- man'. :P
sanscript
Choose τ over π
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From Norway
Posted April 13, 2020
Again, we went from bad puns to bad/corny jokes to bad taste, and soon we have ourselves a new non sequitur thread. Good tact and form I think.
Why play on the piano when you can play with the pianist?
Never take others tongue out, it might dry-freeze.
Why play on the piano when you can play with the pianist?
Never take others tongue out, it might dry-freeze.
Hooyaah
*。 *. Stars are brighter in the darkest of times
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From United States
Posted April 15, 2020
Is Lee Knott a father?
A parent... Lee Knott.
A parent... Lee Knott.
Talin_Warhaft
The Eternal Champion
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From Canada
Posted April 16, 2020
What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think it's r, but it's actually the c!
Pangaea666
AC/DC Rocks!
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From Other
Posted April 16, 2020
I want more puncakes.
Talin_Warhaft
The Eternal Champion
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From Canada
Posted April 16, 2020
What did the fire chief name his two sons?
Hose A (José), and Hose B.
Hose A (José), and Hose B.