It seems as if the great Khorne chose the mighty MooMooCows as his favourite disciples after an exhilerating and brutal 1-0 for the chaos bovines defeating the formidable and well coached Khorne Konstellation.
With formidable play and the zealous frenzy of his Pit Fighter's the Khorne coach quickly pushed into the enemy halfafter having been assigned the kicking team following a lost coin toss. Yet the first punch was dealt by one of the Cow's Chaos Warriors and what mighty, skullfracturing punch that was, sending the defening player into the insured box straight away.
Unfaced however the Khorne Konstellation masterfully positioned itself in a way that made it very tough for the Cows to move out of their own half. It also seemed as if Tzeentch the god of magic and deciet had his claws in this game as well, provoking many random trips and rolls of 1 on the die. This almost lead to a touchdown of the Khorne followers as the spiky pig skin came to rest only inches away from the touchdown line with a huge Khorne demon next to it, ready to pick it up. Fortunately however his rather animalistic nature prevented him from listening to his coach and refusing to play the game...even if you kill the entire enemy team you still have to throw those touchdowns!
With sweaty foreheads and shaking hands, the Cows saved themselves into the half time with no touchdowns on either side!
At least for those that managed to stand firm against the violent attacks dealt by the Konstellation, as 3 unlucky beastmen were still knocked out from the first frantic half and not even the strongest smelling cheeses or smelling salts were able to snap them out of this state.
The second half started to look a lot like the first one with a high ball being kicked into the back half of the Konstellation's side of the field. However a few unlucky pick up events and some incredibly flexible and swift hooves helped a few beastmen to reach far into their enemie's territory and manage to even steal the ball right before the shocked eyes of two Pit fighters and get away with it!
Afterwards a wild brawl for the ball began to emerge, with neither side seeming to be able to until a heavy Chaos Warrior bruisor knocked out the Khorne ballcarrier, and cleared the way for one Beastman to take the pigskin and deliver it right into the touchdown zone without any hesitation!
But retribution was quick at hand as a failed kickoff attempt, put hte ball back into the hands of a mighty Bloodletter that darted off straight down into the Cow's half while the coach masterfully directed his team to form a safe zone around the ballcarrier, ready to trip up any and all that dared to intercept this attempt at an equalizer.
But the mighty Bloodgod Khorne seemed to have grown a liking to the steadfast, valiant and brutal Cows as he took the dice and threw them just perfectly for the MooMooCows to break through the Konstellation's defenese and surround the Bloodletter!
Unfaced he stared one of hte beastmen deep into the eyes, before rushing straight into the muscular frame, pushing it aside and ready to run the few missing yards that were still seperating him and most importantly the ball from the touchdown line.
Some say, it was a nail one malicious Cows fan must have placed there beforehand, the manifolded, convoluded and devious magic of Tzeentch himself or just plain old bad luck, but as the Bloodletter was about to cross the line and place the ball on the ground he slipped up horribly, falling on his head, suffering a concussion and dropping the ball where he stood, unable to score the touchdown!
The fans on both sides of the stadium where enraged, ecstatic and shocked seeing this happen and it didn't take long for the ref to draw his whistle and declare the match over!
Bloodbowl for the Bloodbowl God! Touchdowns for the Touchdown Throne!!
(P.S.: you can find the replay here
http://wikisend.com/download/287488/Replay_2013-03-17_20-44-55.db You can watch the replay here
http://de.twitch.tv/crowtaur/b/379012773 )