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Posted January 18, 2018
What will you do with a drunken whaler early in the morning?

Nantucket is now available, DRM-free on GOG.com and it's 10% off until January 25, 5PM UTC.
Whales are majestic beasts. Damn-near mythical, by some accounts. But Moby Dick - well, he's another story entirely. As you assume the role of a daring whaler, customizing your crew, charting a course, and trying to score big against the forces of nature or the hazards of seafaring, the pale demon will be waiting for you. Will you conquer the curse that consumed Cpt. Ahab? Or will you drown in it?
Posted January 18, 2018
Let's see if this thread will get any limericks.
Posted January 18, 2018
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There once was a whaler from Nantucket
Who liked his tea and crumpet
Hunting a white whale
He always looked kinda pale
And then he kicked the bucket
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JMich: Let's see if this thread will get any limericks.
You didn't say they had to be GOOD :p
Post edited January 18, 2018 by tremere110
Posted January 18, 2018
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tremere110: You didn't say they had to be GOOD :p
It's a Nantucket limerick. I don't think "good" ever came into play ;)
Posted January 18, 2018
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tremere110: There once was a whaler from Nantucket
Who liked his tea and crumpet
Hunting a white whale
He always looked kinda pale
And then he kicked the bucket
ROFL +1
Posted January 18, 2018
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tremere110: There once was a whaler from Nantucket
Who liked his tea and crumpet
Hunting a white whale
He always looked kinda pale
And then he kicked the bucket
*takes hat off*
*wipes away a single man tear*

Mmmhmm.
Post edited January 18, 2018 by maladr0Id
Posted January 18, 2018
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maladr0Id: *takes hat off*
*wipes away a single man tear*

Mmmhmm.
Hey, won't that be a cool idea for a GOG contest? Didn't have one of those in a long time...

*fondly remembering pool noodles and pickles....*
Posted January 18, 2018
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maladr0Id: *takes hat off*
*wipes away a single man tear*

Mmmhmm.
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toxicTom: Hey, won't that be a cool idea for a GOG contest? Didn't have one of those in a long time...

*fondly remembering pool noodles and pickles....*
Hell, let's go all out and make it a rap contest!
Posted January 18, 2018
$16.19. Damn. And I'm still waiting to set aside money for Okami. Don't make me choose between a white whale and a white wolf.
Posted January 18, 2018
Achievements for steam, no achievements for GOG = NO BUY!

Was looking forward for this game. Thanks for saving me money, I guess. :/
Posted January 18, 2018
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tremere110: There once was a whaler from Nantucket
Who liked his tea and crumpet
Hunting a white whale
He always looked kinda pale
And then he kicked the bucket
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maladr0Id: *takes hat off*
*wipes away a single man tear*

Mmmhmm.
Dude, you're got the concept wrong. A limerick has 5 lines and a rhyme scheme.

You're probably thinking haiku:

Takes hat off (3)
Wipes away a tear (5)
Mmmhmmhmm (3)
Posted January 18, 2018
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toxicTom: Hey, won't that be a cool idea for a GOG contest? Didn't have one of those in a long time...

*fondly remembering pool noodles and pickles....*
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Konrad: Hell, let's go all out and make it a rap contest!
Ugh. Let's not.
Posted January 19, 2018
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Konrad: Hell, let's go all out and make it a rap contest!
Only if it's a limer-rap
Posted January 19, 2018
There once was a whale hunting gent
Off hunting a white whale he went
On a ship called Nantucket
'Twas a rusty old bucket
Soon ship and man both met their end

edit: one word too many in the last line
Post edited January 19, 2018 by musteriuz
Posted January 19, 2018
There once was a man from Nintendo
who's own laughter would reach a crescendo
telling poems to a guy
but his jokes would not fly
'cause a limerick needs innuendo
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