I throw a lit match at your long branches to check if they're dry. We are not supposed to bring dry wood into the forums, because someone may throw a lit match at it.

I throw you out, you're banned for arson!

^ **throws a small tornado to move all of the debris away**

Great, now that you've thrown trees into all our windows, we must throw them back out.

^ **throws a disparaging epithet**

(that tornado cleaned the mess completely, open your eyes)

^ Throws my Ruyi Jingu Bang

^ **throws you a new gaming PC in its original packaging**

BURITO!!! ^

^ **throws a dozen tamales**

*Throws a dozen yoga mats*
Too much food, too little exercise.

^ **throws a dozen excuses not to exercise**.

*Throws a handbook "Physical Education Education"*
I was actually hoping for you to manage our workout.

^ **throws an idea** Why don't we do some yoga with those foxy ladies over there and then take them dancing, instead? We'd get all of the exercise we need and likely some other "extra curricular activities" as well.

*Throws a tantrum*

I'm not here for a day or so and that's when foxy ladies are around? Just my luck!

^ **throws my condolences** They were quite nice and the two of them fell in love with me. But, they mentioned that they had sisters, so maybe next time?