^ Throws a magic carpet for a midnight ride in the sky.

Throws a strategic bomber for you to carpet bomb a city with magic carpets.

^ Throws a 3d-printed life-sized Lara Croft.

Throws a walking mummy to accompany you jogging every morning.

I throw a life-size Bacon-Lara, made of actual bacon, into a pool of chocolate with the 3-D print and grab each by the shoulder to smash them together like action-figures. This is to please my new pal K'seliss the Hill-Giant/Lizard-Man hybrid, whose religion dictates that violence, food, and sex are all the same thing.

Throws a Wtf-Bbq(Tm/Patent pending) and a "color me intrigued by your post" to the guy above.

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I throw you a link to Goblins in which some other characters are even more interesting, but never as ridiculous.

I throw a Thank You card (totally NOT made of fire ants i've trained to trick people ;D) to the guy above.

(Also for reals, thanks for the link....I liked that comic and might read some more later)

^ **throws you all of the Chance and Community Chest cards from my game of Monopoly. Perhaps one will be useful in your game of Life. I am tired so tired of "bored" games.

^ Throws mouse trap

^ **throws Risk**

Throws a squadron of heavy cavalry that always moves in L-shape across the battlefield.

^ Throws a copy of "Dream of the Red Chamber".

Throws 108 heroes of Water Margin.

^ Throws Hu Sanniang back before collapsing in exhaustion.