If something is 'extraordinary', doesn't that simply make it more ordinary than regular ordinary stuff?

I am going to throw my hat to the Romans on that one.

You could always pen it up...

The classic: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I was wondering when someone would get it.

@ovoon
That ruins the joke.

Here's an oldie, but a goodie.

C:\DOS>
C:\DOS>RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A closed mouth gathers no food.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Good judgment comes from bad experience and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

I actually I have lists and lists of these ... I should probably parse them out. :)

For all the *ix fans out there...
cd /pub
more beer

Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to thiet lever then beat you with experiencr

If a man in a forest expresses an opinion, and there is no woman there to hear him. Is he still wrong?

Why do Hot dogs come in packages of 10 but buns come in packages of 8?

There are two keys to success:
The first is never to tell everything you know.

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, dirty, dirty......


erm, that only really works if you say it, not write it down.

I'll go now.

A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

Do I exist because there is porn of me, or is there porn of me because I exist?

Disclaimer: there is not actually any porn of me out there.

Have you actually managed to confirm that? Someone may have photoshopped your head on top of a porn star's body. I'm pretty sure that's close enough for the rule to apply.