But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

I'm a male though. Although my friend did post my picture on /b/ a few months back as a joke. I hope no one saved it lol.

Oh, shut up.

I can't remember the film. The answer was something do with so that you buy enough packs (40 I assume), but what was the film!?

Not quite sure of that but in Parenthood Steve Martin went utterly insane over that conundrum!

Really embarrasing now. I remember (actually looked up, but then realised) where I heard it. It was Bullet Proof Monk. I'm sorry to have shamed this thread.

Yes. Yes there is. There are no exceptions.

In the unlikely case that no porn of the subject matter yet exists, you are obliged to create it.

I forget if that's an addendum to the rule, or a separate rule altogether.

I have a fridge magnet of this one.

I think thats rule 35 isn't it?

Aye, it's a classic.

Two more:

Pretension: The down side of being better than everyone else is that people tend to think you're pretentious.

Success: The secret to success is knowing whom to blame for your failures.

Some days I wake up grumpy, other days I let him sleep.

If you've lived to see your 100th birthday, you're safe. Very few people die over the age of 100.

I once dated a vegetarian who argued that human beings should give up eating meat because as intelligent beings it's a way to "place themselves above animals". Of course, three weeks into the relationship she sleeps with another guy, and waves it off because "we're all animals". I can't relate to people like that. Pick a philosophy and stick with it, or get out of my face.

how come they don't just sell the cream in between the oreo cookies separately?

they could sell it in jars.

because that's the best part of the oreo.