This made me lol irl.

(I mean the caption, not the quoted text!)

47 - My job?
SC - Most Children don't belive in me. they need reminder...
47 - ( changing clip ) Consider it done

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Here's my corny attempt.

Hitman: Do you have the naughty list?

Santa: Here is it. Get them Tango uniforms, will ya?

Hitman: Understood.

47: Santa, is it true that you can see everything.
Santa: Ho, ho, ho . Of course, 47.
47: You've seen too much.

{47} Name: Nikolay. Yet another drunk Russian mobster boss. Finally a simple hit, one-shot-one-kill, like when --

{Nikolay}: Heeeeeey, baldiessh.... Shmart shuits, huh? Had a bar dressh codesh in your head? Ho ho, got it? Barsh codesh? Your headsh? Ho, ho, ho....

{47}: So I will slow poison the reindeers, timed such that his sleigh falls on the acid vat right before the elephant herd stomps in.... But first things first: where is that banjo string?

Here's mine.

Thanks for the contest!

With a compass in the stock!

Here's my caption:

Prostitute, Prostitute, Prostitute,


Jolliness!

Here's mine hohoho.

Mine's attached.

Happy Holidays!

I was in this business long before you were a gleam in a scientist's eye you damn brat! Now get off my lawn, etc.

Mine here

As much as everyone would wish that Christmas would be a time of nicess, cheeryness, jollyness and all that good stuff for everybody, that's not always the case... So, Christmas can also sometimes be a time of big negative emotions and drama... And that is where I got the idea for this heart wrenching story. Enjoy.

Oh, and Merry Christmas for everyone! Everyone... except if you don't like it merry. You can also have a horrible, smelly or just ok Christmas if you like. Or no Christmas at all, if that's what you prefer. Hopefully you'll just enjoy the general time anyways....