Let me tell yall a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin' at some food,
And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire,
His kinfolk said, 'Jed, move away from there!'
They said, 'Californy is the place you oughtta be.'
So, they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is, Swimmin' pools, movie stars.

Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?




(not in cause i stole my story)

Ode of the late-night gamer

"The light shone bright
in the dead of night
and a boy, yes, a teen
was looking at the screen.
"Just one more hour"
he exclaimed sour
at the well-meaning mother
who felt such a bother.
To end the game now,
he just didn't know how.
... aww shucks, there went the power. ;-( "


Not exactly a story, but a small poem composed/imagined here on the spot.
You probably all know how time is running away from you before bedtime and it is not always easy to let go of the game you're playing. This poem is about that and not having save states. ;-)


In for:
Runaway: A Road Adventure
Battle Realms + Winter of the Wolf
Don't Starve

BUMP!

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Bumper cars...

Hmm....BUMP :P

Here's a story for an entry to win "Don't Starve". Its kind of relevant to food:

A duck walks into a deli. He asks, "Do you have any grapes?"

The deli clerk says "no."

The duck leaves and walks back fifteen minutes later. "Do you have any grapes?"
The deli clerk looks around and says "weren't you just here? We don't have any grapes."

The duck leaves.

Ten minutes later, the duck walks back into the deli and asks for grapes.
This time, the deli clerk becomes angry and says "NO. WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES. IF YOU COME BACK IN HERE AGAIN ASKING FOR GRAPES, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR."
The deli clerk doesn't see the duck for an hour.

After that hour is up, the duck walks back inside the deli... "Do you have any nails?"
"No, why?" Says the deli clerk, curiously.

The duck says, "Good! Do you have any grapes?"

BUMP!

Sneeze...

(Bump... ^_^)

Thanks for your generousity, ellynandroid! +1

Here, my story for Battle Realms + Winter of the Wolf :

Long time ago when Battle Realms was launched, I didn't have enough spare money to buy the game. At that time, I thought it's okay, I cound buy it later. Time passed, I was in a battle with my studying and completely forgot about the game. Up to now, I still ddn't own this game, only had a chance to play it at my cousin place once. That's it!

BUMP!

I am in for Runaway or Battle Realms.

Story eh? I am in a non english speaking country and can't pick up a copy of Memory of light. After so many years of waiting, that is the only story worth telling today.

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Bumpin again