Posted August 05, 2021
Alright well, infamous fat bending psychic Porkus Tallowsum takes control of whatever fat molecules that inevitably present in the dirty stinking water, and creates a platform and two spheres floating around himself. Yes like Magneto in that movie.
He steps onto the blubber disc with a squelch and almost slips off, but mentally swings some of his own fat in the opposite direction as a counter-weight and manages to stay erect on the fat disc. He does not notice, but the disc is stretched to it's limits with small tears forming around his feet.
As he floats forwards towards the spider webs, the fat spheres begin spinning around one another like two black holes eating each other. Faster and faster until they form 2 fat saw blades that begin cutting through the webs. Well all web commotion got the attention of you know who. The giant spider Sheblob.
Sheblob begins slowly walking towards Porkus from her den near the caravan, increasing her speed as she gets closer. At the same time Porkus starts wildly maneuvering the fat saw blades in preparation.
Sheblob is now at full sprint, the saw blades spin faster and faster, with drops of glistening fat being flung off of them as Porkus begins losing control. Sheblob flies forward, through the fat shower, fangs out, ready for some meat back on the menu, then BAM, he just shoots her in the head with his gun.
Porkus claims his victory. The end.
I ran out of steam lol, but I am in. Thanks as usual Doc for the opportunity.
He steps onto the blubber disc with a squelch and almost slips off, but mentally swings some of his own fat in the opposite direction as a counter-weight and manages to stay erect on the fat disc. He does not notice, but the disc is stretched to it's limits with small tears forming around his feet.
As he floats forwards towards the spider webs, the fat spheres begin spinning around one another like two black holes eating each other. Faster and faster until they form 2 fat saw blades that begin cutting through the webs. Well all web commotion got the attention of you know who. The giant spider Sheblob.
Sheblob begins slowly walking towards Porkus from her den near the caravan, increasing her speed as she gets closer. At the same time Porkus starts wildly maneuvering the fat saw blades in preparation.
Sheblob is now at full sprint, the saw blades spin faster and faster, with drops of glistening fat being flung off of them as Porkus begins losing control. Sheblob flies forward, through the fat shower, fangs out, ready for some meat back on the menu, then BAM, he just shoots her in the head with his gun.
Porkus claims his victory. The end.
I ran out of steam lol, but I am in. Thanks as usual Doc for the opportunity.
Post edited August 05, 2021 by pkk234