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In my efforts to mentally move back the inevitable onslaught of Chri$tma$, this year I decided to not notice until we start to see the inevitable cologne and perfume ads. Those stand out because they are just so ridiculous that I can't believe anyone actually buys the stuff based on the ad content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsPsM6YYrfY

Channel 5 started it today. Some chick driving over a bridge in a classic convertible = women's perfume. Sure. Why not.
That's why I like thanksgiving, it's what christmas should be and isn't.
I just tend to put my christmas blinders on until after thanksgiving weekend anyway. I've never had the urge to spend more because they're marketing it more so it's pretty much a wasted effort on me.
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InfraSuperman: Screw Christmas, we have to do something about Saint Nicholas' Day!
WTF? *shakes head at people actually greenlighting such films*
What you see is a reflection of the light to your retina, converting into bio electricity to your brain.

What you hear is a vibration of atoms and molecule resonating with your eardrums, and in turn converts to bio electricity to your brain.

Discriminate not of the lights and vibration and you will find peace.

Only when you try to interact with them will they hurt you. If you ignore them, how lights and vibration hurt you?
Here's how to make it stop: move to a place where Christmas is not really celebrated. For example: China.

Otherwise you're doomed. Christmas songs will keep controlling people's minds and stretching Christmas time further and further each year.
Post edited November 18, 2015 by Pardinuz
So IAmSinistar is the new Grinch!

There is nothing you can do to stop Christmas from coming really early. Besides moving out to a mountain, but that's it.
You guys are lucky its starts in November. Sometimes; where I live, the capitalism machine starts around the September-October time with its festive season stuff and goes on through into the first week of January.
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Crewdroog: That's why I like thanksgiving, it's what christmas should be and isn't.
People eating a disturbing amount of food, falling asleep in front of televised football, then going out to wait in line in front of a major retail store for 8 hours so they can gouge somebody's eyes out to get the last bafflingly-named Nintendo-system-du-jour for their bratty kid's Christmas gift? =)
You've got plenty of movies with examples on how not to succeed.
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IAmSinistar: I have to stop Christmas from coming ... but how?
Join ISIS.
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Crewdroog: That's why I like thanksgiving, it's what christmas should be and isn't.
I can't tell if you want Christmas to be full of vicious, wine-fueled arguments with extended family over meaningless political and lifestyle issues or if you just have unusually peaceful Thanksgivings.

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Gnostic: Only when you try to interact with them will they hurt you. If you ignore them, how lights and vibration hurt you?
Does it count as a rebuttal if I throw a flashbang at you?
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IAmSinistar: It's mid-November and Christmas is well underway here in The States. It starts immediately after Hallowe'en, if not sooner. And I freaking hate that.

Only children and idiots believe "more is better" as a categorical imperative. I find it's often the reverse. 12 days of Christmas? That's acceptable. Two months? Not so much. It's the same result that splitting the Olympics achieved - taking something that is special because it only happens at certain times and diluting that to where one is sick of it before it even arrives. I remember as a child being excited when the Olympics rolled around; now they seem like they're always here. Same thing with Christmas these days.

I understand the desire to drag these things out, especially when they mean more commercial opportunities ('cause Christmas is all about the Benjamins here in the U$A). But do people as a whole really enjoy it more? Maybe it's just me whose heart is black and only wants Christmas at Christmastime.

For now I am holding the encroaching tide of Christmas at bay by refusing gingerbread-flavoured things out of season and playing Santa Dog on a loop.
You're absolutely right! A Month and a half back, I saw a christmas tree in a grocery store. I thought, "WTF. It's september." I think that if they hold their resources for christmas until december, then christmas can be celebrated
to it's fullest at that time.
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toxicTom: In Germany chocolate Santas and gingerbread are being shoved into the stores at the beginning of September...
Since last weekend the whole city is in full Xmas warpaint...
I'm okay with cities starting to decorate in November. That's a lot of work and you want to make sure that everything is up and running by the first day of Advent. Here the city has also put up decorations already but they are not illuminated yet and at least last week I didn't notice any prominent christmas decorations in the malls. So, for me, that's perfectly fine.

The September wave of gingerbread and chocolate santa terror in discount stores makes me want to punch people, though. That shit has to stop...!
There hasn't been really a white christmas like in ages in south of Finland. There's just grey and more gray and some water.
Call Gandalf!