^ He wears the nightshirt and nightcap of the departed Ebeneezer Scrooge.

^ Dresses like Scrooge McDuck (or sometimes Donald Duck, when he doesn't feel like wearing pants).

^ Rented out his property and used that cashflow in order to move to a poor balkan country to live in luxury and retire in his 20's.

^ He'll retire in Texas.

^ Likes to leak my childhood dreams which formed from watching Walker Texas Ranger.

^ Sleeps with the destitute - I mean prostitute children.

^ Would have Sultan get the death penalty for platonic napping in the same bed as needy abuse victims.

^ Invited himself over to my house.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping; as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
I opened wide the door;— LegoDnD was there and nothing more.
"Tis some late visitor entreating at my chamber door;—"
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, that I scarce was sure I heard you.”
&c

^ Is the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe.

^ he's universally recognized as a master of "gross-out" comedy.

^ Thinks the trade federation was right in their conflict with the republic.

^ Is a retired clone soldier with three years to live, due to his increased aging from childhood to being an adult. He came to our universe to eat fried chicken and drink egg-nog.

^ He lives to kick ass, eat fried chicken, and drink eggnog; The holidays have ended, so there's no eggnog and his physician advised him to eliminate fried foods from his diet.

^ Initially proposed the question, "Which came first, the chicken or the eggnog?"

^ Is correct in his assessment, and is covered with a skunk's diarrhea.