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^ Thinks you play as a gorilla named Donkey in that game.
^ Is a donkey named Gorilla.
^ is a Kong named "Donkey"
^ Is Cranky Kong and derives a sadistic pleasure in Mario's suffering.
^ He has no style, he has no grace; this Kong-- has a funny face!
^ Sells a mean hot sauce.
^ He eats fajitas with profuse quantities of aforementioned hot sauce and Pico de gallo.
^ Eats plain pico de gallo, and sometimes plain hot sauce.
^ genuinely believes in the existence of gnomes, and frequently goes hiking in the woods in the hope of meeting one.
^ He actually yelled, "FIRE" in a crowded theater...

...saving the lives of over two hundred fortunate theater-goers.
^ Set the fire.
He is an idiot if he thinks we did, but, we didn't start the fire.
^ He didn't fart, you liar, because the one who smelt it is the one who dealt it.

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cosevecchie: ^ genuinely believes in the existence of gnomes, and frequently goes hiking in the woods in the hope of meeting one.
^ Confuses gnomes with dwarves.
^ Is sexually attracted to short bearded women.
^ Is spiritually attracted to the teachings of our lord and savior, L. Ron Hubbard.