^ chili-dogs... fresh, hot, soft bun, premium all beef wiener, beef chili, melted cheese, chopped onions, and mustard
< hungry now
v Do you have classified clearance?

^ I may have purchased a few items that were classified as clearance items in the past.
< I just came back from the range. The smell of gunpowder makes me hungry for some reason.
v Hammock, tent or cowboy camping?

^ Tents are better grounded than hammocks and smell nicer than whatever cowboys do.
< My every sneeze seems to threaten bruising upon my brain, makes my skull feel like a squeezed melon, and my nostrils feel like a double-barrel shotgun.
v I'm told there's a way to learn how to sneeze quietly, is this true?

^ I know women whose sneezes sound like small hickups or the sneeze of a little kitten. Never met somone sneezing totally silent. On the other hand how would I know when it's totally silent?
< Now I'm confused, do sneezes make a sound when nobody's there to witness them?
I have to consult Paul Watzlawick about that...
v Did you enjoy something in the past that does not bring you joy anymore, but you don't know why?

^ No, I know why.
< feeling froggy
v favorite ice cream flavor?

^ Anchovy-wasabi-garlic ice cream. Joking! My fav is cherry ice cream with dark chocolate bits.
< I'm in the wilderness, spooked by total darkness. And craving ice cream.
v I saw the Neowise comet! Ever witness something cool in the sky?

^ One year when the Perseids was quite active, I managed to get quite a nice view througout the entire night (the smog wasn't thick).
< Spent all night watching a live stream. Glad I moved out of the city years ago.
v What's the weirdest thing that happend to you at a job?

^ It was (strongly) suggested by a police officer that, "If you come back here, I advise you to bring your gun."
< My former college roommate was executed at the Huntsville, TX State Prison facility for murder.
v What is the strangest thing that ever happened to you?

^ I stood between a one-legged man and another guy to prevent them from fighting over a woman. First job was as a security guard. Interesting times.
< It's the weekend! Time to not drive out of state again :(
v Do you answer your phone if it shows a number you don't recognize?

^ Nope.....with all the marketers(and weird/annoying people) who call unannounced sometimes I find it better to let it go to the answering system.
< I DO sometimes look the number up online out of curiosity, though
v So far none of the calls have been coming from inside the house.....lucky me, eh?

^ If someone called me and said in a weird voice "Hello Sydney", I think I would laugh and say come on downstairs. They always fall down stairs in movies.
< YOU FORGOT THE SUITCASE! Haven't seen Falling Down in years.
v Good movie you haven't seen in a long time?

^The Burbs...great little comedy with slight horror elements....or maybe Last Starfighter...both are good
< Hmm, if I could get Cytube working I might stream em for others(popcorn not included....it clogs up the e-filters ya see)
v Ever watch a movie or show stream with friends or even strangers online?

^ Yes, it was with a peculiar Russian woman living in Arabia and we watched a formerly unfamiliar anime simultaneously
< I stopped communicating with her because I hardly got a word in edgewise.
v Would you meet and date someone who you first interacted with online?

^ Depends....I am shy/introverted and such, so likely not.....but given my lack of IRL interaction if I did I would likely leap at the chance more quickly than some
< Now I wanna go on a date....I think i'll pick Cinco De Mayo(didn't say what KIND of date, now did I? ;))
v Like David After Dentist asked: Is this 4 ever?

^ Wow, I haven't seen that video in a while. I'd prefer the medicine forever over the root canal treatment forever.
But that could just be me...
< At first I misread the question. Now I really want to see this movie made:
AFTER DENTIST
directed by
David Fincher
v Did you ever lend something to a "friend" that you didn't get back or got back broken?