^ "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
< can't recall if I just shot five rounds or six
> What do you know... it was only five
v When's the last time you drank a nice rum-laden zombie?

^ My memory fails in the alcohol department.
< When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
> If your gun goes click instead of boom, it's time to reload.
v When you take your 10 paces, don't trip on your beard. *turns the plank around so it's only 3ft. now*

^ BOOM
< loads yet another 12 gauge incendiary round
v gotta love a Mossberg 590 A1, don't ya?

^ How did you know I have one ?
< Never met bearded guy in my life.
> Do I want to ?
v I don't wear enough plastic for incendiary, though it would be great on cops.

^ Do you define all law enforcement personnel as "cops?"
< other examples, such as Parks and Wildlife, Forest Rangers, Game Wardens, and Sheriffs (and deputies) maybe not
> Hey, you to my right, post over here to the left and under my post!
v Do you also own a Desert Eagle?

^ Not answering any more Fed. questions about firearms I may claim I own, allegedly, perhaps.
< Only regards Citizens on Patrol & Feds. (all 3 letter agencies) as plastic flammable.
> REVOLUTION NOW !!!
v .44cal. Magnum or Nothing. .50cal.+ handguns are POS, useless wrist breakers.

^ You don't have a "girly" wrist, Brosephus, (Simply employ proper "gun control," use the modified Weaver stance.)
< can fold a copper penny like a taco shell with my thumb and forefinger
v We can just stop with the > (right pointing arrow) now, right?

^ No, you do what you want & REVOLUTION NOW !
< Is not a cop and will never present a full body profile to an enemy.
> Has medium sized hands, found the .44cal. Magnum also not fun to shoot vs the regular .45cal. revolver.
v ARE WE ALONE IN THIS THREAD NOW, DID I SCARE EVERYONE ???

^ Aye matey, ye did as sure as bilge rats reek of death.
< Thinks that for most users, their grey matter cannot handle the cerebral strain to post here.
v "So, you say you want a revolution? Well, you know, we all want to change the world."

^ "Here we are at the end of all things..."
< "As the world stands on the precipice of change, will you leap, and find out if you can fly, or die doing nothing ?"
> Update Users to Version 2023. (does that mean integration with machines for the masses ?)
v Rather have 1 smart friend than 10 dumbasses.

^ Agreed; in fact, 10 geniuses and 1 lovable dumbass are equally medium value.
< Now has a spare Bat-Plane and off-brand Air Canada in Lego, both heavily rained on but at least they're safe from the trash.
v Good news: I now have Hallow Man on blu-ray; bad news: Hallow Man 2 is on the same disk.

^ Solution: Watch the first film sober, and the second film drunk/high
< Currently playing a game.....a PC game, thankfully, and not a game provided by a creepy puppet
> The puppet is over there....feeling sad and left out now that I'm ignoring him
v Do you want to play a game?

^ Sure, Chess would be good, but global thermonuclear war is right out!
< He knows that glowing in the dark is not reliably a good sign.
v LOCK & LOAD!

^ Fire at Will, Shoot to Kill.
< Let's get this Revolution started.
> My IP is faked, don't bother tracing.
v Just 2 buses of Pantifas were enough to scale the capitol.

^ And only 1 Pacifista to scale Red Line, right back into the Holy Land that he was just rescued from.
< C'mon Sabo, describe Eim already so we can all be shocked that it's actually a minor character seen in East Blue.
v Will only give this story a chance when it's completed.