^ Global Thermonuclear War, No Story, All Gone.
< Get It ?
> Got It ?
v Not Good, but you're in fantasy land of some kind or another.

^ Gee, do I eat the magic fruit and trade my ability to swim or even float for a power that might suck...
< or continue the ability to swim when the smallest sea monsters could swallow me whole?
v This world is mostly ocean, so don't pretend either choice is objectively good.

^ Use Warp ability to shift yourself and sea monsters to desert planet where you have advantage....problem solved
< Currently on Arrakis....would love to have some company
> Also worms over that way looooove sea monsters(it's their second favorite snack foodstuff)
v So then, what's your favorite spice?

^ Something that doesn't make my eyes glow blue, for starters.
< Warping requires I prepare a dome for the power to work, and it'll only work within it (The size limit is far smaller than a large island, much less reaching another planet).
v That's a jackpot power anyway, I could just as easily eat the Swim Swim Fruit and be able to swim in solid matter as though it were a liquid.

^ Would that solid still be in One Piece?
< couldn't watch that anime any longer
v Seriously, how could you?

^ What's Japanime and is it made in China now ?
< Couldn't watch that crap as an adult.
> There's only 2 types of Japanime fans: WeebFurries & WeebScalians.
v Which one are you ?

^ Neither; a weeb partakes in all anime, I'm much pickier.
< Gave up on the One Piece anime a long time ago, the manga is much better.
v I Just finished My Hero Season 4; I watch the Funi dub like a loser. Will Vic ever get justice for the lies against him?

^ If I could predict that, I'd be buying a lotto ticket instead of posting here.
< Too much money is never enough.
v Am I right?

^ Enough paper money that it could crush you if it falls over is too much.
< .01% of Thorin's inheritance for example could be evenly distributed to the survivors of Lake Town and after they spend it to rebuild Dale, it'd still be too much even when converted to paper.
v Sequel idea: Frodo in the Undying Lands as a swashbuckling mercenary. Could Elijah Wood pull it off and would that be worth it?

^ My mind finds such a concept disconcerting, yet I am uncertain as to precisely why.
< I need to see more movies when they are released.
v Have you seen Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3?

^ No, but I hear it's the only decent thing out of the MCU since Endgame except Spider-Man and maybe Shang-Chi.
< Also didn't hate Venom 2: Gooey Boogaloo, but there's no defending The Morb.
> Seriously, Hallow Man 2 features the DUMBEST invisible man ever! When chasing after his victim on a busy sidewalk, he goes out of his way to shove random people out of his way, giving away his position when there's a perfectly empty street to his left.
v And don't get me started on his weapon of choice: a large, unwieldy, and LIT lamp which doesn't change the lighting in a dark hallway.

^ I'll have the crab juice please.
< No answer to my question, if Japanime made in China now.
> People who think there is a difference between one anime & another anime.
v Are you complete WeebTards ?

^ No...they're PopTards
< I myself am a Toadtser Strudel
> Lovin McMuffins live over there
v So then, tell me: what is pest in life?

^ To see your bugs driven before you,
< to hear the laminations of their queens,
v I forget the third part, so I can't paraphrase it.