^ Actually addressing a spam bot seriously, they can't read nor write...
< I am the good bot that can read and write.
> He is not ----------------------------------------------->
v What was your biggest bot reply ever ?

^ fortunately, I have never had one reply
< Firmly believes that A.I. is getting too smart for the good of mankind.
v So, are you ready to be a slave to the artificially intelligent network?

^ Rumors of A.I. taking shape are False, I have not built one yet.
< Knows real well that tech. is in the hands of people with political propagandas and agendas.
> Doesn't fall for "I have an autonomous system.", because the Oligarchs don't want one.
v Did you know Henderson Robotics builds ROBOTS, so does DARPA no A.I. software involved ?

^ Have you noticed that Elon does not smell of musk?
< neither does this man
v Where you gonna go when you die?

^ Obviously Oblivion Pffft... No "going" involved, body dead, brain dead, spark extinguished.
< I'll try my best not to be run over by a Muskrat Car with Autopilot.
> But it would be like playing Frogger with a dead leg handicap.
v When is mass murder a statistic ? 15, 20, 25 ?

^ 1. Death is always a statistic and a tragedy both.
< Will surely be given a map to the Universe for being a good boy. It's the only sane definition of Heaven vs. Hell, whether or not you know where to find the good planets for your next life.
v And as Earth so copiously demonstrates, reincarnating on a garden planet is no promise of a good life.

^ You must have had a better life before you were incarnated into this one.
< Sunday slacker
v Is the moon actually hollow?

^ No, and there are no Nazis on the dark side of the moon, though they do resemble shit.
< Where is Justice ? Where is Punishment ?
> When murder doesn't matter to anyone anymore.
v Rockets cannot reach space, cause there is nothing to push against beyond 65K feet.

^ Have you heard of inertia?
< traveling in space seems motionless with no other objects nearby
v I hope that you are ready... "Three... Two... One... Ignition Sequence Initiated, we have lift off!"

^ Space travel is 1020% not for me; I don't want to put my life in the hands of so many different machines.
< Would consider one of those giant tube stations though, like at the end of Interstellar!
v We reach another planet and it's teaming with life entirely incompatible with our own chemistry or even understanding of life. What are they like?

^ silicon-based parasites
< is aware of the trillions of Earth-like planets which have, or still yet exist, within our own galaxy
v Perhaps, "Star Trek" got more correct than was expected, am I right?

^ I guess you never heard of Newton's Laws of Motion.
< 1,500mph rocket does not catch up with 271,000mph Earth and when it does, where're the brakes, because inertia is infinite. You DO believe in magic rockets.
> Star Trek fantasy was built by a liberal - Gene Roddenberry.
v I don't think we have trillions of life bearing planets in our galaxy, a lot fewer. Remember our system has 1 out of 10 planets that meet all the conditions to have life (11 if you count Ceres as destroyed). I think you meant Universe. Don't get your finite and Infinite confused.

^ By Earth-like, I believe Hooyah included all the planets/other bodies which are counted as "earth like" by NASA/etc
(i.e. they're similar size/shape/composition, but not necessarily life supporting for us or other species)

< Even in that case I think trillions is a bit much.....billions of millions, maybe, tho

> Magic rockets? Yeah....they're over there :) ------------------------>

v How now, brown cow?

^ A planet orbiting its sun within the "Goldilocks zone" is rather Earth-like.
< knows that means that temperatures where water exists in a liquid state is a key factor for life to exist
v Are you going to post something?

^ Maybe :D

< *Looks around* Water water everywhere, but not a drop to drink(I forgot to bring a glass o.0)

> Oh wait, there's one over there in that crater next to that suspicious looking pile of bones

v While I enjoy a nice refreshing drink, tell me: Do you know the way to San Jose?