SOVIET SIDE
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Soviet Officer - Sir, we can't stop the German infantry. They just keep coming and coming. All our positions north and west of the factory have been overrun. What do we do?
Soviet Captain - Damn it!! I should of purchased the anti infantry tactics DLC. They will have my head for this...and instead of $2.99, my troops had to pay with their blood!
15 minutes later...
GERMAN SIDE
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German Captain - Muahahaha, I'm glad the Soviet Captain just bought the base game. Send in more infantry!
German Officer - Sir, our spy has told us, the Soviet Captain 10 minutes ago purchased the anti infantry tactics DLC with his mom's credit card.
German Captain - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s