Anarki_Hunter: A nice glass of Chilli Vodka
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Ingredients

* 1 750ml bottle of the finest quality Sainsburys budget label Vodka that money can buy
* Half a dozen good size red chillies. (long skinny ones are easier than short fat ones)

Preparation
Dispose of approx 100ml of vodka. If you sip it slowly, this should last until you finish making your Chilli vodka
Method
Using a sharp knife, cut the the tops off of the chillies, and then slice them lengthwise.


One by one, poke the chilli halves down the neck of the vodka bottle. If you bought very fat chillies, then you may have to disect further for them to fit easilly.

Shake.

Now the tricky bit. Wait. Wait for at least 4 weeks before drinking, shaking from time to time while you wait. The waiting is the hard part, and seems to take forever. But wait. If you don't wait, then you'll end up with hot vodka with no taste. So wait. If you're good enough at waiting, and have gone over 4 weeks, then you should end up with a very very nice spicey vodka with a decent kick to it. Waiting is good.
Consumption

For full appreciation, you probably want to dilute with coke, orange juice, or your favorite mixer. Pour carefully so as to avoid seeds, and don't bother with the last 1/2 inch of vodka, as things can get a bit hot the nearer to the end you got! Enjoy.

VoodooEconomist: Dilute? Blasphemy!

Add a tablespoon of honey for more flavour. Horseradish is also a nice addition.

wormholewizards: I don't find this topic is funny or embarrassing at all. It was a legit question. The fact is the log out button is quite obscure and first time user will have some trouble to find it.

Anarki_Hunter: And now the Chilly Vodka...

Palimpsest: You will never leave this topic, right? Do you think it's funny? I was stupid enough to create such a stupid topic. However, there is no need to mistreating on OP.

VoodooEconomist: What would be completely idiotic though is drinkin a shot of tequilla, snorting a line of salt and applying the lemon juice directly to your eye.

wormholewizards: I don't find this topic is funny or embarrassing at all. It was a legit question.

Kleetus: Geez I hate cockroaches.

I was on my PC in my study typing something out today, when all of a sudden a huge American Cockroach (thanks USA) ran out from the back of my desk straight toward me.

This thing was HUGE, I've never seen a roach as big as this, it was like a tank.

Half a can of fly-spray later and it was still marching aimlessly.

It eventually stopped moving after about 45 minutes.

I'm all for animal diversity, but this is one species that needs to be permanently exterminated.

Kleetus: Geez I hate cockroaches.

I was on my PC in my study typing something out today, when all of a sudden a huge American Cockroach (thanks USA) ran out from the back of my desk straight toward me.

This thing was HUGE, I've never seen a roach as big as this, it was like a tank.

Half a can of fly-spray later and it was still marching aimlessly.

It eventually stopped moving after about 45 minutes.

I'm all for animal diversity, but this is one species that needs to be permanently exterminated.

gregski: Can we also add grasshoppers to this list?

In my neighbourhood these ugly species are 20 cm long, they jump up to 1st floor height just to find out the window is open, so they start crawling on the curtains, then hide behind the TV just to jump at you when you're playing your Xbox at night.

Creepy little....

Anarki_Hunter: hehehe....unlucky if you don't have a pet lizard nearby (or one near your home) , they cherish grasshopper meals. :D

Aaden: Well that lizard would have to be half a dragon (Komodo dragon, anyone?) to deal with a 20cm grasshopper. :D

Aaden: Well that lizard would have to be half a dragon (Komodo dragon, anyone?) to deal with a 20cm grasshopper. :D

VoodooEconomist: Maybe you should hire a witcher?