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Posted January 25, 2009
The century of the Red Dwarf accident. The writers deliberately don't make everything cannon and accurate.
Felis Sapiens (the cat race) evolved during this period. And on parallel realities, other species did the same, just remember your opposite is not always female.
Posted January 25, 2009
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TheCheese33: Yet another chance to sell merchandise. "View the end of the world with our 2012 Apocalenses!"
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cogadh: "I lived through the 2012 Apocalypse and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

And that shirt would be sold to you by a slightly shady looking character with the interesting moniker of Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler when he isn't selling his own brand of special hotdogs...
Posted January 25, 2009
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Weclock: in the year 3,000,000 a man named Dave Lister will smuggle a cat aboard the space mining ship Red Dwarf, thus resulting in his imprisonment, soon after a radiation leak will occur killing all members aboard Red Dwarf except for the Cat that Dave Lister attempted to smuggle, the cat will soon give birth and this will lead to the first ever Cat like homosapien. An unknown amount of years later, David Lister will awake from his imprisonment, and the ships artificial intelligence will ressurect his immediate superior and room mate, Arnold Rimmer in the form of a Hologram.
These 3 men will have amazing adventures in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
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Aliasalpha: Are you sure you're a dwarf fan? That happened in the 23rd century (or 24th, he's easily confused apparently), then he was in stasis for 3 million years. That was why the cat race evolved because they had all that time & radiation
But you're forgetting, they're in an alternate universe.
Posted January 25, 2009
All I know is it's 2009 and we should have hovercars now, dammit!
Posted January 25, 2009
We should form a group effort to destroy the world on 2012, then act all smug and say 'I told you so'.
Posted January 25, 2009
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CustardTrout: We should form a group effort to destroy the world on 2012, then act all smug and say 'I told you so'.

Will there be tea and biscuits at the Destroy the World So we Can Feel Smug party?
Posted January 25, 2009
No, as we would be far too dead to enjoy them. In fact, we'd also be too dead to be smug.
I haven't thought this through, have I?
Posted January 25, 2009
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CustardTrout: No, as we would be far too dead to enjoy them. In fact, we'd also be too dead to be smug.
I haven't thought this through, have I?

It is a cunning plan, milord, except for the whole being dead flaw.....
Posted January 25, 2009
being dead is not that bad. but since we are the bad guys (blowing up earth and all) we won't get a good ticket unfortunately. Bah. Not even a walking stick.
I can live with that (figuratively speaking of course).
So anyone has any plan?
We are kinda short on time.
Posted January 25, 2009
I'm gonna ascend to another plane of existence. Can't be hurt there!
Posted January 25, 2009
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lukaszthegreat: being dead is not that bad. but since we are the bad guys (blowing up earth and all) we won't get a good ticket unfortunately. Bah. Not even a walking stick.
I can live with that (figuratively speaking of course).
So anyone has any plan?
We are kinda short on time.

I plan on wandering the wastes with my faithful dog and a long-haired guy who sometimes misses and shoots me instead, doing odd favors for people all the while trying to rebuild society one day at a time, and fighting raiders in a turn-based fashion. I plan on a waterchip being involved in my plans somewhere.
Posted January 25, 2009
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lukaszthegreat: So anyone has any plan?
We are kinda short on time.

We shall build an orbital space station! Then we can destroy Earth from the comfort of stylishly aged vintage armchairs.
Now, does anyone have several billion dollars and a workforce large enough to build a functioning space station in a bit less than three years?
Posted January 25, 2009
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CustardTrout: Now, does anyone have several billion dollars and a workforce large enough to build a functioning space station in a bit less than three years?

Me
Post edited January 25, 2009 by Fenixp
Posted January 25, 2009
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lukaszthegreat: So anyone has any plan?
We are kinda short on time.
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CustardTrout: We shall build an orbital space station! Then we can destroy Earth from the comfort of stylishly aged vintage armchairs.
Now, does anyone have several billion dollars and a workforce large enough to build a functioning space station in a bit less than three years?

How will we destroy the Earth then? Nuclear strikes ? Hoovering the atmosphere a la Spaceballs?
Posted January 25, 2009
We'll need to set up a committee to make difficult decisions like that. Said committee will consist of you and whoever wanders in during meeting hours.
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