Hopefully Kim will die of cancer fast..

Maybe Kim's son (or another ruler) will be far worse than uncle Kim.

I hate to break it to you all, but the world ended on October 1, 1997.

No,of course not, but I plan on making large amounts of money off of ignorant slobs. Tell me more about this crackpot theory, who believes it, and what they plan on buying so I can sell it on ebay a week or two before when large amounts of people decide "just in case" and stockpile. I really think I could've made a lot more money in 2000 if I'd been prepared better for precisely how ignorant and stupid people are.
Let me guess, this is a New Age thing right? Because I'm pretty sure the Mayan calendar doesn't have the world ending in 2012. Maybe I'll pick up some "anti-apocalypse crystals", *cough* shiny rocks *cough* too.
I'm planning on candles, batteries and flashlights, but other suggestions will be helpful.

2012 will be the year when 5 apocalyptic things happen:
1) New World Order is run by the Illuminati.
2) Uwe Boll will make a great video game movie.
3) Meteors or some kind of space junk will rain on the Houston Astros game allowing them to finally win.
4) Jesus will be born again, but will end up like the kds in Preacher...You know, the deformed incest ones...
5) I will be mature. =)

And now to download it and make sure I save humanity....

About right.

Well, I'll have to make sure that one is never fulfilled then. =)