You are in a forest. You see a house to your left, with a cave on your right. what do you do?

Look around the house outside to see if it's inhabited

You see the back screen door hanging off of one hinge and drag marks in the dirt in front of the door.

I lick the conveniently placed toad.

I walk into the thread, then walk back out immediately.

No, come back!

you can't come back. You've been eaten by a grue.

I move the cave into the house.

Examine cave.

Within the cave, you see 3 branching paths. Down one, you think you can see the faint glow of something distant. The second appears filled with a maze of jagged, interconnected stalagmites and stalactites. The 3rd appears to go only a short way before end at a dark hole with no obvious end below.

Jump down the hole.

Quicksave first!

You find nothing, except a pair of men's underwear, a half eaten peanut buter and jelly sandwich of +1 cunning and a playboy from 1972 with all of the pcitures cut out so it contains only articles.

after realizing that you have had a flashlight in your pocket all along, you take some time to read the playboy articles because you always meant to do that eventually, but you always used to get distracted somehow. with the pictures removed, you read the articles and reach a whole new level of enlightenment.