Intelligence +1!
Wisdom +1!
Charisma +1!

Finally finished with your important reading you are ready to explore the hole you jumped in and realize that there is only one way to go, since going up is not an option - you are too small to reach the edge. Cautiously you take a step into the dark path.

After several paces you step onto stone tile and heard demonic CLICK.

You instantly stop in your tracks.

Nothing happens.

Complete silence.

Just when you dare to breath again, there is some rumbling.

You stand completely still, trying to determine where the rumbling comes from.
It seems to emanate from directly below your feet.

Oh wait lol, it was just your stomach, you're a bit hungry now..

Eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Cunning +1. Your fingers are now all sticky.

Lick fingers.

You continue down the path and as it slowly descends in a circular pattern you start to smell rotting meat

The passage splits in two, left and right. The rotten meat smell is quite strong here.

The left tunnel is still dark. You can hear water splashing sounds coming from it.
The other one is brightened by a torch and leads to a closed door.

Which way?

Since you know from experience that closed doors always need a key you have to find first, you turn toward thedark path. Also the water you hear might be drinkable since you have a thirst after the peanut butter jelly sandwich.

You realise that game logic suckss, turns back and smash the paper thin door. The whole frame falls down, as it was not secured to the wall.

This room appears to be a dead end, empty and confined by walls on all sides except for the one through which you've gained entry by using brute force.

Remains of the broken fourth wall lie scattered on the floor.

There is a dropped torch here.

The paper thin door has caught fire.

The programmer walks into the room. He is not amused.

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The passage splits in two, left and right. The rotten meat smell is quite strong here.

Wait, a déjà vu.. haven't you already been here?
Mm.. no, impossible.
Where to, now?